What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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