I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just want nice things and good sex
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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