I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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