put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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