Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Duck Duck Cougar?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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