we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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