The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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