Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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