Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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