Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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