Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Randomize
