I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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