We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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