I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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