This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize