Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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