I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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