Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.

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(636): View more from Missouri

& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'

(636): View more from Missouri

HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet

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(510): View more from California

Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.

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(801): View more from Utah

I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.

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(513): View more from Ohio

My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic

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