i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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