Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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