My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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