You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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