Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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