: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
