like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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