very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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