its not stalking. its research.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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