ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
