i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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