It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?