maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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