I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You almost got us killed.
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