She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Oh god it's open bar.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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