She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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