Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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