She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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