Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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