if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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