Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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