we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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