it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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