is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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