Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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