if i died would you start the facebook group?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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