So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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