alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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