On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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