You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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