I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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