yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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