I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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