Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?