..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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