Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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