YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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